If it weren't for France, we would have no French kissing, no French Lick, and no French foxes like Audrey Tautou, Eva Green, or Brigitte Bardot. Get ready to erect an Eiffel tower in you pants thanks to our playlist of French babes!

Audrey Tautou's tasty tater tots get a long soaking in a communal tub alongside Vahina Giocante in Le Libertin,

Eva Green shows full frontal before taking a ride from the baloney pony in The Dreamers,

Bountiful boobage from Brigitte Bardot when she spoons and kisses a fully nude Jane Birkin in Ms. Don Juan,

Sophie Marceau shows off every inch of her succulent frame when she gets up to gaze out the window in Beyond the Clouds,

Maria Schneider first offers up a glimpse of gluteus, then turns around to show off that fantastic rack and massive muff in Last Tango in Paris,

Laetitia Casta bares her breasts, buns and bush as she gets bangs on the ground in La Bicyclette bleue,

Virginie Ledoyen gets out of bed and then shimmies around in the buff in Heroines,

First we see funbags and fur from muse Emmanuelle Béart before the artist turns her around to show off her fantastic fanny in La Belle Noiseuse,

See Ludivine Sagnier's impossibly perfect pair and absolutely everything else as she struts around naked in Water Drops on Burning Rocks,

Vanessa Paradis sees Depardieu on the beach and decides to strip down and show off her sandy dunes for him in Élisa,

It's the whole three B's when Marion Cotillard stars in an extra-long skin sequence in A Private Affair,

Isabelle Huppert drops her dressing gown and manifests her mammaries, muff, and even a bit of butt in La Truite,

Valérie Kaprisky and Barbara Nielsen both show their sweet treats while skinny-dipping in L' Année des méduses,

Catherine Deneuve's funbaguettes bobble out in bed in Le Sauvage,

A pervo peeps in on naked swimmer Marie-Josée Croze in Ordo,

Julie Delpy strips off her bra and lets out her fantastically perky pair in Killing Zoe,

Full frontal skinitude as Isabelle Adjani wanders around a barn in One Deadly Summer,

Charlotte Gainsbourg shows suckers, seat meat, and sugar basin as she gets humped throughout the house in Amoureuse,

Juliette Binoche lets her dude strip off her panties to mount her in The Unbearable Lightness of Being,

Élodie Bouchez lounges totally naked on the couch while her man paints her toenails in Too Much Flesh,

Enjoy a luscious, long scene as Mathilda May struts around without a stitch of clothing on in Lifeforce,

Full-frontal fun Béatrice Dalle as she storms out of the bedroom and then struggles to pull out the couch in Betty Blue,

Catherine Spaak throws off her clothes and gives us a good look at her bite-sized bazongas in Bruciati da cocente passione.