These lovely ladies have got things in hand when it comes to manually manipulating man-meat. You'll have your own self-service in mind thanks to the Hand Jobs (real and simulated) Playlist!

No need for an assist when Sonya Walger strokes up to the money shot in Tell Me You Love Me,

Déborah Révy gives an unsimulated handjob while completely nude in Desire,

Karen Lancaume trades manual favors in the kitchen in Baise moi,

Stefania Casini is certainly a ball hog when she jacks off two dudes in 1900,

Ovidie helps out with the tug then takes the result right in the kisser in The Pornographer,

Caroline Ducey is totally naked and really enjoying putting the condom on her guy in Romance,

Aggeliki Papoulia doffs her dress to reveals boobs, buns, and bush before fluffing her man for the main event in Dogtooth,

Saralisa Volm gets stripped down for a close up, unsimulated fingerbang then rub-and tug in Hotel Desire,

Ana Alexander mixes work and pleasure with a handjob during a conference call in Chemistry

Heather Graham reaches into Robert Downey Jr's pants for a little foreplay in Two Girls and a Guy,

Mena Suvari does her handy work under the sheets but her marvelous mams are out for air in The Garden of Eden,

Kathleen Turner flashes funbags in bed after she gets a grip on the baloney in Body Heat,

A heaping helping of hoots from Saskia Ten Batenburg as she strokes the splatter in Spetters,

Jane March bares buns and makes a grab for the cum cannon in The Lover,

Catalina Larranaga's jerky hand motions make her jumbo jugs jiggle delightfully in Word of Mouth,

Olivia Hussey is in the shower when a prison guard tries to make her crank his shank in Escape 2000,

Peggy Church shows off her all-American apples and fluffy muff before dashing the diddle in The All-American Girl,

Gudrun Landgrebe sheds her threads before doing the five-finger knuckle shuffle in Die flambierte Frau,

Geneviève Rioux throws off her robe to reveal righteous rack then gets to buffing the python in The Decline of the American Empire,

Tempting topless Emma Booth provides the happy ending in bed in Clubland,

Resting Tilda Swinton's creamy cupcakes are on display, and then she wakes up to choke Ewan Macgregor's chicken in Young Adam,

Panty-free Charlotte Gainsbourg bashes Willem Dafoe then jerks off his phony baloney to a crazy finish in Antichrist,

Stephanie Knight's massive left melon is out and bouncy while she churns the butter in How to Stop Being a Loser (2011).